Yesterday, Will heard an interview with Judy Blume on NPR. Now, I have to admit, the woman wears moxy like a hand made suit. I mean, how many people could pen kids' books, one of them a series with a kid named Fudge, publish Wifey, and get away with it?
When I was about 12 years old, I read Are You There God, It's Me, Margaret? My sole excursion in the Judy Blume jungle. What follows here is not so much a critique on the book or the author, but more telling of who I was in that really hyper-vunerable, walking on marbles stage of female living. And did anyone else feel like they'd sniffed a magic marker potent enough to last from 6th grade through 8th? I swear the memory of that time period feels skinny and hyper and full of altitude.
I was explaining the book to Tyler last night. "So there's this scene where Margaret and her friends are sittin' around doing bust exercises."
I showed her the "We Must We Must We Must Increase Our Bust" maneuver.
She looked horrified.
I pointed at her. "So tell me, do you know one girl that would have done that?"
"No way!"
"Me either. It was so weird. And I totally couldn't relate when I read that. I would have rather been thrown into a hole with scorpions than have sat around a room and done THAT!"
Yeah, yeah, I know I employed a smidge of hyperbole.
"And . . . when Margaret gets her period it's like a religious experience. She's so happy!!"
Now, I don't come to this area without a few medals of honor. I was THE LAST GIRL in my class to get IT. Okay? I was embarrassed and hardly let anybody look into my purse because no feminine hygiene products ever lurked behind the zipper. In fact, even when I did finally get it, Lori Gorham, three months after the fact (a fact I didn't advertise) approached me in the girls' bathroom.
"I think I'm about to get IT. You don't have anything on you, do you?"
"Well yes!" I whipped out a pad. "I do!"
"Really?!" Shock, surprise, and a little smarm. But probably not smarm. I might have been a little over-sensitive.
"Of course!" Shock, disdain and an unspoken, "I've had it for months you twit!"
I handed her the pad.
So when I say that even I was not thrown into ecstacy at the sight of blood in my underwear that October day in 1978 it makes me wonder about Margaret. And boy was she in for a quick turnaround on the opinion of how great it is to have a period. At best I can say, "I felt glad I wasn't a freak anymore."
Nowadays I'm hoping for an early menopause!
So, did you related to Margaret more than I did?
And apologies to the guys. And Judy Blume. It wasn't your fault I didn't like the book. It was mine.
grace,
lisa